Smirnoff Ice tastes like someone dropped a tube of strawberry lipsmackers into a bucket of cologne.
It's like someone force-fed a fruit cup to a cow and then took it back out four stomachs in. One time a convicted rapist fucked a produce section and the result was Pomegranate Fusion Smirnoff Ice. It's like someone wiped their ass with a pear and stapled it to your tongue. For Raspberry Burst Smirnoff, they put rubbing alcohol and Good n' Plenty in a blender and flushed it down a prison toilet. One flavor of Smirnoff Ice is just Sunshine Punch Kool-Aid mixed with farts. It is Limeade-scented Clown Sweat in a bottle. There's a reason Smirnoff Ice was chosen in a drinking game the object of which is not to drink: Smirnoff Ice is terrible. So people with, like, jobs or families or whatever will still have to take a knee and chug some Smirnoff Liquid Urinal Cakes whenever they get Iced. Pointless or not, Icing is sweeping the nation for people both in and out of college. This How-to-Ice video has over 20,000 views and is steadily growing. If you aren't prepared with an Ice Block ( why would you be?), and you don't drink that Ice, the bros will… fire you from brodom, or look at your butt or make you eat gay or… something, I don't know, I was never really familiar with Standard Bro Bylaws. Iced, bro," or "Ice Ice Broby" or "I pooped in my overalls again" or some such). Even if you have to go to work, or if you're about to give a big speech, or if you're delivering a baby, you have to drink that Ice if a bro ices you (during which he'd yell "You got Drink that beer." ), and it looks to be infinitely less enjoyable, due both to its association with Smirnoff Ice, as well as the fact that it has forced me to casually type words like "bro" and "Iced" an amount of times well beyond my comfort level.Įssentially, at any time during any day, a bro can walk up to you with a Smirnoff Ice and you have to drink it in an accordance with the complex laws set forth by the Sacred Order of Elder Bros that governs all future bros for all broternity. It's a slightly more complicated drinking game than the ones we had when I was in college ("Hey look, a beer. Made popular by the site (a site devoted to pictures of Bros getting "Iced"), Icing is a drinking game for bros (and chick-bros), where the point is to make other bros drink Smirnoff Ice "against their will, at ridiculously inopportune times." According to BrosIcingBros's Teddy Broosevelt, the rules are simple: Have you heard of "Icing"? Icing is the new trend among frat boys, hipsters or really just anyone missing a chromosome.
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